Threat 1. Article “Minor hooliganism”
Sex in a car, even if your partner fully agrees to it, can still cause an administrative case. And even criminal, if your, ahem, ahem, event “is for demonstration purposes and it is visible to everyone around, especially children.” Therefore, it is better to do this in a car with tinted windows. But it’s even better if it’s in the garage.
If you want to have sex in a car, and it is in a closed room, then do not try to start it. Because it’s so easy to get carbon monoxide poisoning.
Threat 2. Handbrake
Do not forget to put the car on the handbrake, because your vibrations can rock the car and it will go somewhere. For example, right into the picturesque lake next to which you are staying.
Threat 3. Not enough space
A car is a very specific place, not designed for two sweaty bodies to “fight” in it. Therefore, you need to take into account your own physical characteristics and use only those poses in which you do not injure yourself, do not squeeze out the windshield or accidentally remove the car from the handbrake.
Threat 4. Dirt and unsanitary conditions
Even if your car has just been washed, there are still a lot of germs in it. Please note that at temperatures above 25 degrees, the bacteria in it begin to actively multiply. So if you touch the car and then your partner, there is a risk of catching some unpleasant disease.
If you had sex in nature, it is possible that bugs, spiders and other curious forest dwellers will get into your car. Some of them will only be happy to have naked bodies and will gladly feast on your blood, leaving encephalitis or Lyme disease as a gift.
Threat 5. Danger on the road
Do not try to do this while driving, even if you really want to. Because any careless move can send you to the next world.
In the case of oral sex, any bump can provoke a fatal “bump”, after which you will have to go to the hospital and pray that everything will be sewn back on.